So this morning I went to the grocery store because I had woken up only to remember I had run out of creamer for my tea. I'm in line and this is the exchange I hear:
Customer: Can I also have a pack of Marlboro Lights please?
Clerk: Do you want a box or soft pack?
Customer: (Very deadpan delivery...) It doesn't matter to me. The both have the same amount of death in them.
Clerk and Me: (Laughter)
Customer: (Looking each of us in the eye and also with deadpan delivery...) Clearly neither one of you smokes. (Exit left through automatic door.)
2 comments:
I'm gonna comment everytime you post because I. Love. You.
XOXO
Mary
I. love. you. too.
I read your last blog. Is it okay that I cried? Wow. We need to catch up on the phone.
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